Almost Experts Ep1 The "Big Guy" Row

In the very first episode of Almost Experts, hosts Michael Snyder and Jake Nickelson introduce you to a podcast where they aren’t experts at anything, but they’re almost experts in everything. From high school coaching and athletic directing to the high-stakes world of "Ballers on a Budget" Little Caesars runs, these two "dudes being bros" dive into the chaotic reality of their lives in Southeast Missouri.

This episode’s highlights include:

The "30-Minute Expert": Hear how Michael managed to BS his way through a CDL bus-driving test by pretending he was a seasoned turkey hunting pro—despite only ever having seen a turkey once (and it wasn't even that close).

The Silver Dollar City Disaster: A festive family trip turns into a traumatic "walk of shame" when the guys are deemed too big for the Outlaw Run roller coaster by a very strict attendant in a cowboy hat.

The "Big Guy" Row: Discover why Jake is now a staunch advocate for the fifth row on the Wildfire coaster—the only place where a "click" of the seatbelt is actually guaranteed.

Slow-Pitch Drama: Michael explains why he retired from softball after a teammate "Superman-punched" an umpire, while Jake admits he ditched his own baseball team during a championship game to play in a softball "World Series".

A "Baller" Pilot: The guys kick off the show in true style with a stack of Hot-N-Ready pizzas, Crazy Bread, and a two-liter of Pepsi that may or may not be the reason they can't fit on the rides at Silver Dollar City.

Join Michael and Jake for a look into the life of two "Almost Experts" just trying to make it through the week without pulling a calf muscle.